I bought sportswear, and intend to use it. Scared yet?
This is what happens when I get bullied. Eventually, I’ll cave and yet somehow engineer it so it seems like it was my idea.
Now, Dave, it is up to you. If I’ve spent £13.97 of my hard-earned money on bloody sportswear, and I don’t get to use it because you fail at buying a squash racquet or actually following up on your bullying me to take up a hobby of which you approve, I will be v cross and poke you with knitting needles. Mercilessly.
Other stuff I’ve been meaning to post about but haven’t.
A.Human have released their first album, Third Hand Prophecy, and it is very good. I recommend giving it a look.
Also…
Friendship bracelets were never this much fun when I was at school. That is my offering to the Lazy, Stupid and Godless friendship bracelet swap. It arrived with mah pardner in the US a couple of days ago and has apparently already been stolen by a two year old. These LSG bitches do start early.
